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Total Medals Earned: 130 (From 24 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,960 Points

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 7/11/16
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again Unlocked 7/12/16
50 Points
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA Unlocked 7/12/16
100 Points
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 3/3 (175/175 points)

Beat your score

First step Unlocked 2/1/17
5 Points
Knock out that zero!
Three digits Unlocked 2/1/17
10 Points
Get a 3 digit score.
10 off! 10 Points Throw 10 enemies off the platform.
Four digits 10 Points Get a 4 digit score.
Five digits 25 Points Get a 5 digit score.
100 off! 50 Points Throw 100 enemies off the platform

Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/110 points)

Cathode Raybots

Channel Flipper Unlocked 3/23/17
5 Points
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
67 Deep Sixer 5 Points Defeat the 67 Bots.
Bad Dude 5 Points Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Butt Pincher 5 Points Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Castle Crusher 5 Points Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Emotikiller 5 Points Kill the NG Emotes.
Evil Slayer 5 Points Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Gang Banger 5 Points Defeat 10 random bosses.
Hate the Game 5 Points Defeat the VG Legends.
Jerk Killer 5 Points Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Killer of Legends 5 Points Kill the legendary characters.
N00Binator 5 Points Kill the N00bs.
Proletariat 5 Points Defeat the Bourgeois.
Travisty 5 Points Defeat the Travis Bots.
Troll 5 Points Defeat the NG Folks.
Unpatriotic 5 Points Defeat the Patriots.

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/80 points)

Cave of Wonders

Black Coffin Unlocked 7/19/17
10 Points
Die before beating Luis.
Rude awakening Unlocked 7/19/17
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 7/19/17
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal 25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush 25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck 25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder 50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Exterminator Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/10 (30/315 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 7/19/16
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! Unlocked 10/29/16
25 Points
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall Unlocked 10/26/16
25 Points
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide Unlocked 10/27/16
25 Points
Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! Unlocked 10/26/16
25 Points
Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 5/9 (105/405 points)

Flappy Pico

Baby Flap Pico Unlocked 11/13/16
5 Points
Reach a distance of 50
Wing It Pico 10 Points Reach a distance of 100
Airborne Pico 25 Points Reach a distance of 250
Soaring Pico 50 Points Reach a distance of 400
Super Pico 100 Points Reach a distance of 600

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)

Fleeing the Complex

Kredit 2 Team Unlocked 6/9/17
5 Points
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Rank: CA Unlocked 6/9/17
50 Points
Achieve the Rank CA
Rank: GI Unlocked 6/9/17
50 Points
Achieve the Rank GI
Rank: PD Unlocked 6/9/17
50 Points
Achieve the Rank PD
Patron of Tunes 5 Points Listen to a song linked in the credits
Waldo 5 Points Where is he?
Nailed It 10 Points Stuck the landing
xXn00bslayerXx 10 Points *Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
bruUGHNO 25 Points You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Rise and Shine 25 Points Wake up and smell the snow
Rank: IRO 50 Points Achieve the Rank IRO
Rank: TB 50 Points Achieve the Rank TB
101 Failmations 100 Points Get a total of 101 fails
Golden Boy 100 Points Find all 60 unique fails
Master of the Wall 100 Points Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
aeiou Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Easy Medal Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Spooked Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/18 (155/660 points)

Flying Pigs

B-B-BACON Unlocked 6/10/17
5 Points
Collect "PIGS" for the first time.
BUTCHER 5 Points Kill the flying pig!
PIGGIE BANK 10 Points Follow Deathink!
HAM IT UP 25 Points Complete 15 levels.
SMARTY PIG 100 Points Complete 29 levels.

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/145 points)

Infiltrating the Airship

Barnyard Blitz Unlocked 9/20/16
5 Points
It sure is animaly in here
LOLOLOL!!!!11 Unlocked 9/20/16
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You Win! Unlocked 9/20/16
10 Points
Good job!
Bound to the Earth Unlocked 9/20/16
25 Points
Oh my goodNess!
The Last Fantasy Unlocked 9/20/16
25 Points
Should've kept you Locke-d up
Rank GAPI Unlocked 9/20/16
50 Points
You Won!
Rank PBT Unlocked 9/20/16
50 Points
You Won!
Rank RBH Unlocked 9/20/16
50 Points
You Won!
Rank RPE Unlocked 9/20/16
50 Points
You Won!
Buttery Snack 5 Points Yum Yum
Gold 5 Points Is it edible?
Kredit 2 Team 10 Points Credit where credit is due
Music Enthusiast 10 Points Listen to a song used in the game
Famous Movie Line 25 Points Well, maybe not THAT famous
Biggoron's Sword 100 Points Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Failpocalypse 100 Points Fail a Total of 100 Times
Master of Fails 100 Points Get All 60 Unique Fails
BEEEEEEEEE Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
braaaggghhh.. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 9/19 (270/645 points)

Lazer Cutter

First Cut Unlocked 11/13/16
5 Points
Complete first level
Battery is half full 10 Points Complete 8 levels
A job well done 25 Points Complete all levels
Great Work 50 Points Complete all levels with 'A' rating
Professional apprentice 50 Points Complete 8 levels on Professional difficulty
Professional Work 100 Points Complete all levels on Professional difficulty

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/240 points)